Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via -farmboy)
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
(via livetillyoustopbreathing)
